Post by jagger nathaniel keynes on Oct 14, 2010 12:26:28 GMT -7
everyone knows jagger, jackie's bitch, the kid that slaps girls asses and pushes guys into lockers and sits in lessons and laughs because the teacher's hair is in a ponytail. he's a huuuuge stoner, and everybody knows it. want your weed? go to jagger. want a fucking good party? go to jagger? want a easy fuck? jagger? want an sti? jagger. he's secretly a porn star, but not even his best friend knows about that. it's a family thing, and pays a shit load well. jagg's gonna needs friends, mainly fake ones. people just won't like him because he's a bitch through and through. he's a douchey asshole and not many people are gonna be able to stick that. the people that won't mind? awesome- you'll get on like a house on fire. if you find dick jokes funny and are happy to burst into song in the middle of a super important exam, then you'll be one of his closest buddies. he also needs enemies, a loooot of them. people are gonna wanna tear him a new asshole, and jagger's more likely to swing a fist than stick to verbal abuse. he likes violence. and the all so fun lovers. if you're a slag you've probably slept with jagger- and he's secretly bisexual. but don't tell anyone~. he's not looking for a relationship, and doesn't believe in 'love' thanks to his parents ignoring each other a good amount of the time. but i think i've got a lover all bagged for him. but fucking plot because i said so bitch i said so.